Are you planning a bank heist? Car jacking? Leg humping? Then you must get the felon's Beanie of choice. This Beanie's strechable material will ensure you are comfortable when you must wait for a victim on those chilly mornings or rainy days in a desert or dark alley.

When police watch the surveillance video, this Beanie will mask your identity and cast suspicion among thousands of other SoCalSubies members when they notice the unmistakable SoCalSubies logo featured on the front and the insanely popular state logo featured on the back.

We recommend the long style beanie for bank heists and the short style beanie for any criminal activities you may be considering. Cut personal eye holes to perfectly match the shape of your eyes and to maintain completely anonymous.

Does not come with box cutters, knives, guns, or the vehicle you may need to take a hostage, engage in a gun battle, or evade capture.